Dear people of this forum,

I was wondering what the best way is to get rid of a body. Not for any particular reason, this just happens to be a special interest of mine.
Someone suggested dissolving them in acid but I can't stand the smeel so it's going to be a no for me.
A good ol' classic is of course dumping weighted trash bakes into a nearby body of water. However after a recent sustainability lecture u have decided this is not the way to go. And although there are compostable trash bags I fear they won't do the job. Wouldn't want anyone taking a peak above surface, ey.
Anyhow, getting of track, you see that all the methods I have considered have their cons, so I was wondering if anybody had suggestions?

xoxo sustainable queen