This week’s episode is a full-blown fever dream of hot celebrity news, and I’m here to report it all. Mickey Rourke just got yeeted from the Celebrity Big Brother house after verbally harassing JoJo Siwa based on her sexuality and generally creeping out everyone else in the house. We've got a fresh inside scoop on all the drama, and we’re breaking it down together.

Then, we’re diving into the lingering horror of Donald Trump’s Home Alone 2 cameo—yes, it’s still haunting some of the film’s production crew in 2025.

Meanwhile, the Crumbl x Kardashians collab has conspiracy theorists and cookie lovers spiraling, while Lil Nas X’s bizarre health confession has the internet gagging—and, of course, some messy celebs just had to chime in with their unsolicited, unverified opinions.

Katy Perry's short space trip may have defied gravity, but definitely not public opinion. And somebody say anything about Coachella week one? It delivered everything from jaw-dropping serves to stage gags (in every sense of the word). We’re breaking down the staging, the fashion, the voices, and every fun, chaotic moment that is worth mentioning.