For HUB In The Club, we ask drunk students their craziest moments, but what about people’s craziest drunk stories? We asked students and teachers at BUas what their For hub in the club, we ask drunk students their craziest moments, but what about people’s craziest drunk stories? We asked students and teachers at BUas what their craziest drunk stories are. 

“I HAD MADE A PERFECT PUKE BEER 

On my 21sth birthday, my friends gave me many shots. at one point i was so drunk that i felt i needed to throw up. I grabbed a pint glass and filled it all to the rim. I had made a perfect puke beer with the foam edge and everything. when the bodyguard found out, he banned me from the bar. i asked if i could quickly go to the toilet one last time, which he agreed to, so i ended up taking way more shots there. the bodyguard came back to kick me out and that was the sickest night ever. 

‘’I SAW MY BUTT ASS NAKED BOYFRIEND LAYING IN MY LITTLE SISTERS BED” 

My boyfriend and i got very drunk at a party, so after the party we took a taxi back to my parents house. once in my room, my boyfriend got butt naked and just passed out. i fell asleep not shortly after. i woke to the sound of my little sister screaming. when i got in her room, i saw my butt ass naked boyfriend laying in my little sisters bed, still completely drunk. i don’t know why he did that, but lets just say it was a very weird and crazy night for the whole family. 

“HER FATHER SAW EVERYTHING OVER THE RING DOORBELL” 

One time i went to a festival with my girlfriend, but before we arrived at the festival i was already incredibly drunk. of course i kept drinking at the festival, so at one point i was so drunk that we really needed to go home. the  way home was one big struggle of me falling to the ground and my girlfriend having to get me up on my feet again. after 45 minutes she managed to get me on the back of her bike. just before her house, i fell from the bike, head first on the street, but i was so drunk that i just started crying. I just kept crying and crying and crying, and her father saw everything over the ring doorbell. That’s when I got told I wasn’t allowed to get drunk at my girlfriends house anymore. 

“WHILE TAKING THE SHOT, THE GLASS BROKE IN MY MOUTH” 

One time, when I was drinking with my friends, I got a little brave after a few beers. I had a little bit of beer left in my glass so I put the glass between my teeth to take a shot, but while taking the shot, the glass broke in my mouth. Let’s just say it was an interesting night.